College Advice

Lived in a triple, never slept b4 3 AM. Shared 2 showers, 2 toilets; 12 guys.

About showers == take a shower, clean up pubic hair that falls to the floor. bleach the floor if you wanna walk on it
how to maintain privacy with roommates == basically you have no privacy under a triple. no whacking off, you have to be tolerant
how to not get into arguments == be tolerant, diplomatic, and deal with problems before they get any bigger. speak with clear voice and try not to join sides
how to take a dump without making splashing noises while others are in the bathroom == easiest. spare some toilet paper on the water before you drop your dung
what do I do if my towel falls off while walking to my dorm room, == don't worry, someone in the dorm will be indecenly exposed at some timeetc.

You'll meet guys who will get on your every nerve. You'll meet some of the nicest guys in the world.
Dorming infrastructure sucks. But meeting people in the Dorms are so worth it.

Protip: After having an awesome dorm year, the advice is this. Judge the crowd if they're CEmen, introverts or something of your nature. I scored because practically everyone in my suite floor were CEmen. Awesome times, bad dorms
*Protip2: Don't get too attached to your roommate. Just be cool friends, but you don't have to eat out together
Protip3: Don't yell.
Protip4: Don't bring any food to the dorms. Just use meal points. Food outside of school is bulk, and a waste to transport.
***Protip5: !!! BUY A TV !!!!! and share with your suite
Protip6: Put posters in the common room
Protip7: Bringing girls is pretty iffy. Guys get jealous, privacy is wanted. So be sensitive around them.
Protip8: Scout out any cool guys on your floor, and take some classes with them.
***Protip9: If you can meet and greet the first week. Everyone's anxious so they're all on the same page. Be friends with those below. We nearly got community service after the issue of tipping chairs was addressed
Protip10: Scout out what is important for a roommate; ie don't look at his comptuer, don't trespass and DO NOT VIOLATE.
Protip 11: Realize that it's hard to study in the room. Dorms are for sleeping. Libraries are for studying.