If any of the below apply to you, add one point. You start with 0 points. The amount of points you earn, multiplied by 6, is the age you should statistically get laid.
-Under 180cm
-Over 190cm
-Underweight
-Overweight
-Yellow, uneven, or missing teeth
-Brown eyes
-Black hair
-Not white
-Poor
-Less than 100 fb friends (this includes not having fb)
-Less than 3 go-to friends IRL (friends you can contact whenever and they will meet with you)
-Live in a Western country
-Browse KC or any chan for 6+ hours as a daily average
-Unemployed+Not going to school
-Closeted homosexual (all Swedes included)
-Never kissed a non-relative girl
-Never held hands with a non-relative girl
-Never been to a concert/festival/rave/club
-Never danced at a concert/festival/rave/club
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